One girl and one boy is just not enough.
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
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