Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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