Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
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