I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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