Joe is yelling at the trees again.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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