sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize
