I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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