i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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