he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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