I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
I think my moral compass just broke
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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