It's just like the Real World with babies
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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