I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
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