Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
Is that strawberry winking at me??
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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