your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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