I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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