Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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