Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
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