She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
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