Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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