We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
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