I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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