I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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