how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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