do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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