That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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