Having a random hookup so left but love u
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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