haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
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