I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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