at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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