The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
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