haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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