VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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