i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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