Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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