i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
i out mim tonsoeep
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