He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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