i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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