super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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