Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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