Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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