She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
Dude, I just masturbated with my cat sleeping on my boobs....
You have GOT to get this crazy cat lady thing under control. I'm finding you a man. And you'll take him, and thank me. After that text, you have no right to be picky.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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