Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
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