My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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