Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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