none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
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