I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
Randomize
