North Korea, Best Korea!
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
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