your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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