I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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