I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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